camp meals

Ladybug Cupcake Bars

Yellow cake bars baked in a dutch oven, frosted with a shelf-stable buttercream and dotted with marzipan ladybugs.

calories
390
weight
3.5 oz
cal / oz
111
protein
4 g
serves
12, scales
prep
20 min
cook
30 min
total time
50 min
water
180 ml cold
cost
$$

Calorie and protein figures are my own estimates, good enough for planning a food bag and not meant as precise nutrition data.

  • Dessert
  • Dutch oven
  • Car camping
  • Basecamp
  • Real dishes
  • Pre-mix at home
  • Shelf stable
  • Actual cooking

Ingredients

All-purpose flour 2 cups
Sugar 1 1/4 cups
Baking powder 2 tsp
Baking soda 1/2 tsp
Coarse salt 1 tsp
Buttermilk powder 1/3 cup replaces the fresh buttermilk
Powdered whole egg 3 tbsp stands in for 2 eggs
Shortening or ghee 3/4 cup both keep without a cooler
Vanilla extract 2 tsp in a dropper bottle
Cold water 3/4 cup
Powdered sugar 2 cups for the frosting
Shortening for frosting 1/2 cup
Green food coloring 1/4 tsp
Marzipan 4 oz
Red food coloring 1/4 tsp
Cornstarch 2 tbsp keeps the marzipan from sticking

Method

  1. Build a bed of coals and set aside enough for the lid. A 12-inch dutch oven wants roughly 8 briquettes under and 16 on top.
  2. Line the oven with foil or grease it well.
  3. Stir the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, buttermilk powder, and egg powder together in a bag or bowl until the color is even.
  4. Cut in the shortening with a spoon, then add the water and vanilla. Stir until it just comes together. Overmixing makes it tough.
  5. Scrape the batter into the oven, level it, and bake 25 to 30 minutes with coals top and bottom. Rotate the oven and lid a quarter turn every ten minutes so it does not scorch on one side.
  6. Test with a stick. It should come out clean. Pull the lid and let the oven cool all the way down before frosting.
  7. Mash the powdered sugar into the shortening a spoonful at a time with a splash of water, then work in the green coloring. Spread it over the cooled cake in short strokes so it reads like grass.
  8. Dust your hands with cornstarch. Knead the red coloring into two thirds of the marzipan, roll pea-sized balls, and flatten them slightly. Use the plain marzipan darkened with a drop of leftover green or a smear of the red for heads and spots.
  9. Set one ladybug on each square and cut into 12.

This started as a from-scratch cupcake with fresh buttermilk, a stack of eggs, and a Swiss meringue buttercream built over a double boiler. None of that survives a weekend outdoors. Buttermilk powder and powdered egg do the same job dry, shortening replaces the butter because it does not care about temperature, and the meringue frosting becomes a plain powdered-sugar buttercream that will not break when the sun hits it.

Baking it flat in a dutch oven instead of in liners is the other change. Thirty-six cupcakes means six batches over coals; one pan of bars means one. The rotation matters more than the timer — a dutch oven cooks hottest where the coals sit, and a quarter turn every ten minutes is what keeps one edge from turning to carbon. Note the marzipan: almond paste, so this is not nut-free.

Packing

Combine every dry ingredient for the cake in one zip bag at home and label it with the water and fat it needs. Powdered sugar goes in a second bag. Marzipan, coloring bottles, and cornstarch ride together in a small tub so the almond smell stays contained.

Variations

  • Skip the marzipan and press dried cranberries into the frosting instead. That also drops the nuts.
  • No dutch oven: bake the batter in a foil pan inside a covered kettle grill over indirect coals.
  • Bake it plain as a snack cake and carry the frosting ingredients only if the kids are worth the extra pot.

https://www.tasteandtellblog.com/cookbook-of-the-month-recipe-ladybug-cupcakes