camp meals

Ramp and Cream Cheese Camp Dip

Wild leeks, shelf-stable cream cheese, and bacon bits, stirred cold in the bag.

calories
210
weight
2 oz
cal / oz
105
protein
5 g
serves
4, scales
prep
10 min
cook
0 min
total time
10 min
water
none
cost
$

Calorie and protein figures are my own estimates, good enough for planning a food bag and not meant as precise nutrition data.

  • Snack
  • Lunch
  • No cook
  • Car camping
  • Basecamp
  • Day hike
  • Canoe / raft
  • Gluten free
  • Nut free
  • Eat in the bag
  • Grab and go
  • Shelf stable
  • Dump and stir

Ingredients

Cream cheese 4 oz half a block; shelf-stable foil-wrapped style if you have no cooler
Olive oil 1 tbsp dropper bottle
Ramps or wild leeks 1/3 cup chopped bulbs and leaves both; ordinary leek or freeze-dried chives work
Bacon bits 2 tbsp the shelf-stable jarred kind
Salt and pepper to taste

Method

  1. Let the cream cheese sit out until it gives under a thumb. Cold, it will not take the oil.
  2. Chop the ramps fine. Bulbs go in first, leaves after, or the leaves bruise into paste.
  3. Work the oil into the cream cheese in the bag until it turns glossy and loose.
  4. Fold in the ramps and bacon bits. Salt and pepper, then taste.
  5. Give it twenty minutes before eating. The ramp flavor needs time to move into the fat.

Ramps are a short-season plant and they are strong. Fat is what makes them usable in quantity: the cream cheese holds the sulfur compounds and spreads them across a whole cracker instead of hitting you all at once. The olive oil is not filler either, it thins the block enough to spread without a knife or a bowl.

The home version calls for a fridge, and this one does not. Softened cream cheese is fine at ambient temperature for a day, and shelf-stable cream cheese or the powdered kind carries it further. Bacon bits are already dry and salty, so they do not add moisture to something you want to keep for a couple of days. Harvest ramps by cutting one leaf and leaving the bulb; patches are slow to recover.

Packing

Mix at the trailhead or in camp in a quart freezer bag, then squeeze it out of a snipped corner onto crackers. Nothing to wash. If you are dehydrating the ramps at home, do the bulbs and leaves separately; they dry at different rates.

Variations

  • Freeze-dried chives plus a pinch of garlic powder stand in when ramps are out of season.
  • Powdered cream cheese rehydrated with a little cold water makes this fully shelf-stable for a multi-day trip.
  • Stir in a spoonful of powdered milk if the dip splits on you.

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