camp meals

Spam Mac and Cheese

Boxed mac with a can of Spam fried crisp and folded through it.

calories
750
weight
7.2 oz
cal / oz
104
protein
35 g
serves
3, scales
prep
2 min
cook
15 min
total time
17 min
water
1500 ml boiled
cost
$

Calorie and protein figures are my own estimates, good enough for planning a food bag and not meant as precise nutrition data.

  • Dinner
  • Canister stove
  • Campfire coals
  • Grill grate
  • Car camping
  • Basecamp
  • Backpacking
  • Canoe / raft
  • Nut free
  • Real dishes
  • Grab and go
  • Shelf stable
  • Basic

Ingredients

Boxed macaroni and cheese 1 box
Spam 1 can (12 oz)
Powdered milk 2 tbsp or whatever the box asks for
Butter 4 tbsp

Method

  1. Dice the Spam and fry it in a dry pan over medium heat until the edges are brown and crisp, five to seven minutes.
  2. Boil the macaroni in a second pot while that happens, then drain it.
  3. Stir in the cheese powder, butter, and reconstituted milk.
  4. Fold the Spam through and eat it out of the pot.

Boxed mac is cheap, light, and about 250 calories a serving of almost pure carbohydrate. The can of Spam is what makes it dinner: it roughly doubles the calories and takes the protein from eight grams to the mid thirties.

Fry it hard. Warm Spam stirred into pasta is limp; crisp Spam holds its edges and reads as an ingredient rather than an apology.

Packing

Cheese powder, milk powder, and pasta all live in the box; repack them into one bag and leave the cardboard at home.

Variations

  • Hot sauce, and a handful of dried onion softened in the pasta water.
  • Fry the Spam first and cook the pasta in the same pan to lose a pot, at the cost of a harder scrub.

Spam mac n cheese on the Outdoor Boys channel, catalogued at outdoorboysalmanac.com.